Monday, January 28, 2013

A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court



A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur’s Court starts when the story’s main character, a Yankee named Hank Morgan, is knocked out at a bar. When he awakes, he finds himself in a strange world, being held captive by a knight. Hank questions his captor on the way to wherever he is being taken as to where he is. His captor, introduced as Sir Kay, answers that he is in Camelot and the year is 618. He is brought to the dungeon of the castle of King Arthur. As he sits in his dungeon cell, a young boy comes in and introduces himself as Clarence. He tells Hank that he is to be hung the next day, by order of Merlin the sorcerer. Hank decides to save his skin by saying that he too is a sorcerer, and that if he is hung, terrible things will happen.

When Clarence tells Merlin this, he says he is lying, and that if he was not, he would have said what the terrible thing was. Clarence repeats this to Hank, who, remembering about an eclipse scheduled to happen the next day, claims that the sun will disappear and darkness will encase the world. Begging for him not to do so, the King releases him. Hank, who can’t stop the eclipse either way, says that he will only let it go on for one day only as long as he gets treated with the respect he deserves and is clothed royally. With a lot of money, Hank starts modernizing the world he is now forced to live in and builds schools, militaries and factories. He then teaches a few knights and peasants to read and write and do basic math. His first personal student is his newly made friend, Clarence.

4 years go by, and every day, Hank accepts more and more that this is his new life. But he soon wants to go on an adventure. He hears stories about Camelot about a mysterious Holy Fountain in The Valley of Holiness. Hank takes a troop of knights and pilgrims and goes searching for the fountain. Along the way, he and his band see many slave traders and the many harsh doings of slavery. These include families being torn apart, people being starved and chained together in the hot, scorching heat, and people who collapse getting whipped by the slave leader mercilessly.

As they keep going toward the fountain, they run into a band of monks that tell them that the fountain is broken and no longer good for bathing, so they left. Even though the news is a big disappointment for the group, they continue onward so as to see where the fountain once was. When they finally get to the Valley of Holiness, they go to a nearby town to camp out. The next day, they head out to the fountain and see that the bathing rooms are still in perfect condition. Hank announces that he and his men will fix the fountain so that it will flow water once more.

After laboring hard, Hank and his team finally fix the fountain and spread the word to the nearby towns. Hank then gets in a big fight with another town citizen over if the king will come to see the fountain or not. He tells him that if the king doesn’t come, he will ride himself out of town on a rail. If the king does come, then the other man will be ridden out of town on a rail. Well, the king comes to the town, but on business, so neither is ridden out on a rail.

The king is in town to judge a few trials, and after judging one incorrectly, the townspeople turn on him. Hank, looking still for more adventure, tells the king they will go undercover as peasants and get to know the lowly life of a peasant. So over the next few days, Hank and the king practiced being peasants. They hung their shoulders and kept their eyes on the floor, as if ashamed to be who they were. Next, Hank cut the King’s hair so that it looked ugly and shabby. Then, late after midnight, they crept away from the village to go on their adventure.

The king had a very hard time adjusting to life as a peasant. He had to stop every half an hour for food and drink and a rest. It got on Hank’s nerves, but after about the 5th stop, Hank pretended they were out of water just to pretend to look for some. While he was away from the king, he himself rested. As they passed from town to town, the king started to hear how his subjects hated him, and how they always pretended to like him. He also adjusted to the customs of a peasant, and sleeping in the middle of nowhere.


The first REAL place that they stopped was a small hut. Inside, they found a very sick young woman, all alone in the dark, enclosed space. They tried to give her water, but she refused. She came about to explain that her entire family had died, in this same room, of smallpox, and that she herself was sick, and would not except anything that would keep her from joining her family. The two found a young girl in the corner, shuddering and almost dead. Upon trying to water her, the mother slapped the water away. She again said that nothing would keep them from death.

Soon, both were dead. The king and Hank knew they had to get out when they heard two voices knock on the door and call out: “Mother? Are you in?” Hank pulled to get the king away from the dead bodies. The king protested, but Hank warned him that if they didn’t get out, they would be present to see a horrible sight that they would never forget and always would make their heart shatter when they remembered it.

After this excursion, they headed back to the town. This is where the book skips ahead to 3 years later. Hank is now married, and has revealed to Camelot that he has been running modernized factories in secret. Many people are now well schooled, and Hank is a happy father of a child. However, one of his knights has not been seen in awhile. Curious, Hank follows him to where he was seen last: A mysterious cave.

Upon entering, he discovers that it is a group of knights that have turned on him and dislike him very much. His small army is not enough to take the knights, and Hank ends up getting stabbed in the stomach with a knife. His wounds cannot be mended, though many cures are tried. Hank dies from the wound the next day. Clarence goes on to finish the novel with his last testament and says to close the story that “The Boss” has died.

Tuesday, January 15, 2013

Huck Finn

Huck Finn is a classic book written by Mark Twain. It is about a boy that has lived on his own almost his whole life and is taken in by a woman in his town. There is far more to the story than this though. This is the story of Huck Finn, or at least the short, edited version of it.

Huck Finn is an illiterate boy living in a small shack along the river for basically his whole life. He has a poor background, and his father is the town drunk who doesn't care very much about his son.  Huck's two best friends are Tom Sawyer, an upper-class, well-schooled boy, and Jim, a slave with a lower standing to himself.

 The town's widow decides to take Huck in as her own and school him, but after a few weeks, he decides he has had it and runs away to find his father, hoping he can get him to turn over a new leaf. However, his father refuses to turn over a new leaf and in some sense kidnaps Huck and takes all his money.

 Huck is left in a shack that his father calls home and is locked in. However, since his father is gone for days, Huck finds a hatchet and hacks his way out. He finds an abandoned canoe on the riverbank and hides it. He then uses the hatchet to cut the head off of a pig and leaves a trail of blood into the river so that everyone would think he killed himself. He then takes off down the river in the canoe with the hatchet and some food.

He lands on a small island, prepared to board there for awhile, when he runs into Jim! Jim had run away the same night as Huck because he didn't like the way he was being treated by his mistress. The next day, this causes a fuss in the town making people think that Jim murdered Huck. Huck and Jim decide that they will stick together, and tie together a little raft to go down the river on. They land on another island, and by and by run into two sniveling low down thieves.

 They are called in the book the duke and the king, because at the time Jim and Huck found them, they put on airs about being a long lost king and duke that never inherited their share of family fortune. Naturally, it does not take Huck and Jim long to see through the thieves' disguise, but they decide to go with them to the various towns just to get away from the searches going on for Huck.

By this time, there was a hefty amount being offered for Jim. Anything the thieves tried to make money with, they always failed. No one wanted to come to their cheap shows or anything. Finally, in the middle of the night, the thieves sold Jim to a wealthy family living on a farm. (Now, Jim nor Huck knew this, but this farm was the home of Tom's aunt and uncle, and Tom was due for a visit this week!)

Huck went straight to the house, and pretended to be Tom without actually knowing he was pretending to be Tom. When Tom actually arrived, Huck told him everything that had happened, and how Jim had been captured. Tom agreed that they needed to get Jim out of that house. They devised a plan to dig Jim out and escape with him. Though it took a good few days of hard work, they succeeded in getting him out. They then returned home via their raft.

I enjoyed the story, even though most of the writing was horribly mangled in a way I could barely read. It was what I guess you could expect out of a boy that hadn't had any schooling. I very much enjoyed the book none the less.